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Drake showed off the fruits of his Bras4Birkins exchange program Instagram Wednesday. The rapper has stacked dozens of tiny cans on his can Everything blur a trip. Unlike pop stars who are bombarded with phones, Wheels of cheeseand the Bodies of deceased relativesAubrey would welcome bras to his stage with open arms. “I just want to say before I move on to this next song, this is the first time I’m not wearing a bra, and I’m very disappointed,” Drake said. Show in Montreal. “But don’t start throwing shoes and phones and shit.” As the tour continued, her bras came off. Congratulations on your bra collection, Drake! But we do have a few questions for your squad (who were captured on IG Stories lining up their bras in the network photo).
➽ What is the disinfection protocol for these puppies? We don’t accuse anyone of being unhealthy, but you should at least give that goodwill.
➽ It is somewhat related to the issue of decontamination, but can you tell if these underwear have been worn before? How many people were thrown onto the stage with the tags still on?
➽ Have you thought about donating your newbies to a shelter of some kind? Underwear and stockings are always required.
➽ What is the most popular color? From the photo it looks black or beige. But there is also a lot of pink!
➽ Is there a more popular pattern? Drake said something about Most Wanted The volume of the mug is 46 gramsSo we’re guessing there’s more underwire than a bra?
➽ Any Savage x Fenty? that would be funny.
➽ How many Aubrey can stack on his head, hats for sale-style, before they slip off?
➽ When you were arranging these things on the floor of what looked like a training room at the stadium, how much time did you spend thinking about how life got to this? What education did you have before you became a bra organizer? Is Drake paying off your student loans?
➽ Was this hell lying on your back/knees, or did you have a dummy or something to move around on the floor?
➽ Is there anything you were tempted to keep? Do you think anyone would notice if you snuck a few La Perlas for your girls?
➽ Will they eventually go into the same locker as everyone else? Drake Perkins’ future wife?
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