M&M’s jumped into the culture war because of their green spokes…and Tucker Carlson Played directly in the hands of candy!
The clamor over the green speaker, formally Miss Green. In the past, it was the sexy candy bar, but last year the company decided to recreate Miss Green, and make it more “inclusive.” They put her in tennis shoes, thinned her eyelashes, and removed references to sex.
The company also changed her orange M&M’s… to make her appear more concerned, embracing her true self.
It didn’t sit well with Carlson, who accused the company of getting too uptight, adding that he was no longer attracted to M&M’s.
Whatever floats his boat, right?
So far, the company says it’s 86’ing speakers for… Maya Rudolph We are now going to honor the representation of delicious chocolate.
Aromatherapy Flavors like M&M/Mars do some great marketing – making lemonade out of Carlson’s Lemonade rant – that’s because it is. Maya confirms that it all leads to a Super Bowl ad.
Too bad, Rolling Stone… no more headlines like “Let Green M&M be a bad little bitch!”