How Bennifer’s Breakup Relates to RFK Jr., the Dead Whale

Now that Bennifer 2.0 is out, Jennifer Lopez’s camp is on the offensive. “Sources” are saying things like Ben Affleck “has a darkness that no one else can fix.” What a quote (given to Page Six)! But the story is still going strong, because sources have also linked Affleck to Keke Kennedy, the daughter of former presidential candidate Robert Kennedy Jr. Specifically, they claim that Affleck spent Jennifer Lopez’s birthday with Kennedy at the Polo Lounge.

But who is Keke Kennedy? That’s what people were searching on Twitter, as they discovered an old photo of him. City and Country Another story about Robert Kennedy Jr. messing with a dead animal. This one is about the time Robert and Keck went to the beach with a chainsaw to retrieve the head of a dead whale. “Every time we were speeding down the highway, whale juice would come pouring out of the car windows, and it was the stinkiest thing on earth,” Kennedy said. “We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouths cut out, and people on the highway would point fingers at us, but that was just normal for us.” At least they didn’t have to make a reservation at Peter Luger covered in “whale juice.”